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Sunday, March 13, 2011

About...breast pumps

Hello Blogites,

Just a quick one for the weekend. Kristin found this item the other day and I had to share it with you. It's a portable breast pump and apparently, it's designed so you can wear it anywhere e.g. at work. Have a look and see what you think.

Now, correct me if I'm wrong people, but you just couldn't do this at work, it wouldn't be allowed. It's not like, oh look, Sarah's at her computer working and I really can't tell that she's pumping milk from her breasts. OK, she's wearing a cardigan, but it hardly covers up the giant nipple sucking machine she has attached to her now does it? Maybe she's trying to pretend that it doesn't matter, and maybe to some people it doesn't, but Gordon in accounts (hasn't had sex in six long years since his wife left him), can't focus on numbers while Sarah sits there pumping breast milk into small bottles. Plus, you know it isn't quiet.

So that's it friends.The portable breast pump. Good or bad, you decide but in my world, it just isn't going to work.

Blog soon x