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Thursday, March 27, 2014

An interview with Nick Spalding, Matt Dunn, Ben Hatch and Jon Rance on writing comedy.

Hello,



A few years ago I watched a TV show about comedy. It was Ricky Gervais, Jerry Seinfeld, Louis C.K. and Chris Rock talking about their work. It was a brilliant show and really insightful for a comedy lover like me. Since I started writing I’ve become friends with a few writers and so I started thinking about doing an article with them…about writing comedy. Matt Dunn, the King of one-liners and the author of nine romantic comedy novels, Nick Spalding, author of the hugely successful and hilarious 'Love...' series of books, and Ben Hatch, who writes the funniest travel books you’ll ever read. And me, of course. Four male writers talking about writing comedy. Strap yourself in…it’s going to get funny.




From an original idea or concept, how long until it becomes a finished book? 

Nick: Depending on how good the idea is, and how pro-active I'm feeling, anything from six months to six weeks!

Ben: Depending on distractions, it’s just about possible for me to have an idea that I’ll see through to a conclusion within 12 months. That said I once spent seven years writing the same unpublished book. I became so easy to distract one year I once watched the entire coverage of Crufts. I remember a very tense gundog group final with a spinoni bitch with a gentle rise from tail to loin. I didn’t even have a dog, or really even like them that much at the time.

Matt: To paraphrase, there's no such thing as a finished book – just one you decide to stop working on. Generally, though, it probably takes me about a year from typing the first word to seeing it on the shelves, though I've been working on and off on my latest, What Might Have Been, for almost three years now. I know other authors can write a bit faster than me, but they don't play as much tennis as I do.

Jon: It completely depends on the book. Some ideas come sort of fully formed, you start working on them and within a year (or so) it’s done and dusted. Other ideas are like a mature cheddar and take years to become a deliciously tasty novel. My second book HAPPY ENDINGS went through lots and lots and changes, revisions, and edits before it was finished and probably took about three years from the original idea being jotted down on a scrap of paper to the book being in the shops. My next book ‘This Family Life’, took less than a year.



How does writing comedy challenge you as opposed to say writing drama?

Ben: I’ve never written what you’d call a drama. It’s too hard to resist the temptation to try and make it funny. Though I’d say I’ve never strictly written comedy either. I try to write what feels real therefore drama and comedy equally play a part. The difficulty with combining them both is in ensuring you don’t let the comedy take over. The story must take priority, but if you can have laughs along the way all well and good.

Matt: Comedy writers are in fact the most talented/hardworking writers, because our books need to achieve everything that every other book does AND be funny on top of all that, so there's a challenge straight away, and it's hard to be funny for 95,000 words. Though on the plus side, writing comedy is very rewarding on the (very) odd occasion you know you've nailed a joke.

Nick: Comedy's all about the pacing, which can be hard to do on the page properly. It takes a great deal of practice. Also, what you might find funny may not necessarily be what somebody else does, which can make it difficult to know what to write. I usually end up just writing what makes me laugh, which happily (for the most part) seems to be what a majority of my readership find funny too.

Jon: For me writing comedy or drama is essentially the same. My original idea for anything is to set out with a dramatic situation. I’m writing a drama about real life and real people. Then as I write I tend to make it funny, but the humour should always come from the characters and their situations. My first two books included subjects like infidelity, death, and suffering a miscarriage, hardly light topics, but I think to write really good humour it needs to tackle serious, dramatic subjects. 


"To paraphrase, there's no such thing as a finished 
 book - just one you stop working on" - Matt Dunn


What makes you laugh?

Nick: Nudity, bodily fluids and complex word play. That's why Monty Python remains one of the funniest comedy ventures in history. Combining stupidity and intelligence effectively in humour is an art form, and when you find something that does it well, it's hilarious.

Jon: So many things. My kids, my wife, people on Twitter, ridiculous YouTube videos – I suppose just life in general. In more specific terms, I love sitcoms. I love The Office, Peep Show, Outnumbered, and for the older people like me, Monty Python, Only fools and Horses, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers, and I could go on. In writing terms, I love the work of Nick Spalding, Ben Hatch, and Matt Dunn, these guys crack me up.

Ben: Apart from friends and obviously Matt, Jon and Nick’s work, I tend to laugh more at TV shows than books. I’ve just finished The Peep Show box set. Before that over the course of the last two years I’ve watched all 250 episodes of Frasier. We have Modern Family also on the go, which I love. When a book makes me laugh though it becomes something special. The funniest books I’ve ever read are Catcher in the Rye, Catch 22, Lucky Jim, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. They all have a little or a lot of darkness in them. That I always think makes the comedy even sharper.

Matt: Lots of different things, from re-runs of Frasier, to my twitter feed, to Harry Hill on You've Been Framed.


 

Did you always want to write comedy?


Matt: Yes – at least, ever since I read Nick Hornby's High Fidelity. I'd always known I wanted to write, but it wasn't until I read that that I knew that was what I wanted to write.
 
Ben: My dad was a comic writer and performer and for years I rebelled against the idea of trying to emulate him. Instead I was sacked from about 30 different jobs. You name I, I failed at it. Postman, painter and decorator, McDonald's chicken station monitor, insurance broker, journalist, bank clerk, unemployment benefit officer. I was even a private detective for a while. Eventually I tried writing. My mum had just died, I’d just turned 30 and somehow that changed my antagonistic relationship with my dad. I loved it. I could do it in a dressing gown after all.

Jon: I think so yes. Comedy was always on in our house growing up. I remember sitting down with my family as a kid and watching Hi-di-Hi, Allo Allo, Open All Hours, The Two Ronnies and I just think it’s good to laugh together - it brings people together and makes them happy. Comedy has always inspired me and it’s still my favourite genre of anything. I’ve always had this need to try and make people laugh. It’s probably some deep emotional and psychological issue that I never dealt with. Comedy is my medicine.

Nick: Not really. I just tend to gravitate towards it when I do write (see my fantasy book The Cornerstone as evidence). I do enjoy it though, which is probably why I've continued to write in that genre. Also, it seems to be what people like to read when they pick up a Nick Spalding book, and, as ever, the customer is always right :)


"I try to write
what feels real
therefore drama
and comedy equally play a part"
- Ben Hatch 


   
What books or writers have most inspired you?

Jon: I think as writers, and without even knowing it, we borrow bits and pieces from every book, TV show, or film and it all filters into our work somehow. Growing up I read the Adrian Mole diaries over and over again. Years later I wrote my first book ‘This Thirtysomething Life’, a diary about one man struggling to grow up. Adrian Mole definitely influenced it even though I hadn’t read them for over ten years. I studied English Literature at university and so I read widely and even though my work is quite commercial, even books like Catch 22, and The Catcher in the Rye, influenced me. Obviously writers like Mike Gayle, Nick Hornby, and even Matt Dunn have been quite influential to me over the last few years. TV shows are huge too and I’m definitely influenced by the comedy of The Office and more recently Outnumbered. I love shows that are comedies without necessarily being just comedies.

Ben: The Catcher in the Rye switched me onto reading proper books, i.e. away from the Alistair MacLean thrillers I’d only read before. It was a revelation that books could be funny and truthful. Salinger makes the coming of age story of Holden Caulfield seem so effortlessly amusing and also moving at the same time, that all the hard work behind it is completely hidden. It looks like he dashed it off in an afternoon whereas in fact it took him ten years. It’s what I used to remind my wife when I was writing that book that took me seven years. I have been through Graham Greene phases, Evelyn Waugh phases, Ring Lardner, Geoff Dyer, and Nick Hornby phases and all have left their mark. I am a big fan of Mil Millington too. Though less of one than I was. When I met him at a party he borrowed 35 pence from me. He didn’t even spend it. He just put it in his pocket. That was nearly a year ago now!

Matt: See above, plus John O'Farrell's The Best A Man Can Get. I'm also inspired by David Mitchell – he crafts every word and every sentence so well (just read Cloud Atlas and you'll see what I mean) that I'd pay to read his shopping list.

Nick: Stephen King, definitely. I've been reading his stuff since I was ten. Terry Pratchett as well, for the same length of time. I also love Bill Bryson's style of humour, and Douglas Adams was a genius.



How much of your life is in your books?

Matt: That'd be telling. Though a conservative estimate would be 'all of it'.

Jon: Oh, ah, umm, that depends who you ask. Put it this way, when my wife read ‘This Thirtysomething Life’ for the first time she would stop every few pages, look at me and say, “Really? You put that in there?"

Ben: I tend to put a fair amount of real life both into both my travel writing and also into my fiction. I always feel uncomfortable making something completely up. If it doesn’t seem true to me how will I convince anyone else that’s the case. I need to find at least one detail - an observation, a feeling I’ve had, a story I’ve heard, whatever it is - to get me started. The scene initially hangs off this one little bit of truth that sometimes oddly like scaffolding gets removed at the end in an edit because it’s become unnecessary. Giving away true details has got me into trouble with my wife however. There was a scene in one book involving a sexual pulley system… no I can’t say. I’ll get in more trouble.

Nick: Absolutely none. None at all. Not a smidgeon....alright, that's a complete lie. I'd say about 80%. Which 80% though, I'm not letting on.


"I try not to pay much attention
to reviews - be they good or bad.
That way lies madness." - Nick Spalding








What's been the proudest moment of your career so far?


Nick: Being the bestselling self-published author of 2012 in the UK. No matter what else happens, that's a title I'll always have.

Ben: I think it was when my first book The P45 Diaries (Lawnmower Celebrity it was called then) was published. I can remember the stack of 50 of them on the 3 for 2 table at my local Waterstones. I stood for ages just staring at the pile willing someone to pick one up. I couldn’t believe I had written a book that was actually on sale in a bookshop. I stayed lurking there until someone bought one then I followed him out of the shop. I wanted to tell him that I’d written the book he had in his hands. I wanted to see him read it, watch to check if he laughed. In the end he panicked about half a mile down the road and leapt on a bus to Twickenham to escape me.  But I caught a cab and followed him to his house. I then climbed a tree so I could see into his living room. I stayed up there until he chuckled (OK, I didn’t do the last bit).

Matt: Two things – my second novel, The Ex-Boyfriend's Handbook, being nominated for both the Romantic Novel of the Year Award and the Melissa Nathan Award for Comedy Romance (though it didn't win either of them), and my last novel, A Day At The Office (which I self-published) becoming an Amazon top-10 best-seller, and hitting #1 in five different categories, including Women's Popular Fiction (where it knocked 50 Shades off the top spot).

Jon: Seeing ‘This Thirtysomething Life’ in the Kindle top ten in the UK when it was still self-published. I wrote it, designed the cover, wrote the blurb, and published it myself and it got to number 8 in the charts. Then, of course, there was the publishing deal with Hodder and Stoughton.


"Comedy writers are in fact the most talented/hardworking
writers because our books need to achieve everything
that every other book does AND be funny
on top of all that."
- Matt Dunn

Do you pay much attention to reviews and especially the ones that say you aren't funny?

Jon: I did. When I first started getting reviews I would read and re-read every one and the good ones would make me smile and the bad ones would put me in a bad mood for the day. Now I spend far less time looking at them, far less time worrying about them, and honestly, you aren’t going to please everyone. The main thing is that I’m proud of what I’m doing. Although saying all that, one reviewer did say that if anyone found my work funny, it was the end of civilization as we know it - a bit harsh.


Nick: I try not to pay much attention to reviews - be they good or bad. That way lies madness. Everyone has a different opinion, and if you start down the path of listening to all of them, you'll end up writing homogenised crap that appeals to no-one (I'm looking at you, Hollywood).

Ben: I don’t tell to get pulled up on not being funny because I don’t write out and out comedy. Instead a bad review might label one of my characters irritating. If that character is based on me as they often are, then that isn’t going to put a spring in my step. But I’ve had enough reviews now not to get too upset about bad ones or carried away at good ones. I’ve just come back to these answers a few days later and guess what – some arsehole HAS just called me unfunny in a review. The fucking cheek of it. What does he know? Nothing. The moron. Unfunny. Bollocks. Like I say, I don’t tend to over-react when I get a bad review.

Matt: Any author who says they don't pay much attention to reviews is probably lying, and having said that, I don't pay much attention to reviews. I don't mind reviews that say I'm not funny – there's a lot of comedy I don't find funny myself, so I can't expect everyone to laugh at mine. But I think like most authors, it's the reviews that are downright nasty that we have to try not to take to heart. We've all had them, and you have to wonder sometimes what it was about your simple attempt at a funny story that made them spill their bile out onto the page.  


"My first two books included subjects like
infidelity, death, suffering a miscarriage,
hardly light topics, but I think to write
really good humour it needs to
tackle serious, dramatic subjects." - Jon Rance




Do you think it's harder to be successful writing comedy 


Matt: I can't answer that, mainly because I've never tried to make a living by writing anything else. I think that generally, you write the way you write/what you like to read – I couldn't write a Western, or a spy thriller, for example – so I'm stuck with it. And it's hard to be successful as a writer full stop.

Jon: I think it’s harder to do well in comedy because it’s far more subjective than other genres. Put it this way, a comedy has never won an Oscar, a comedy actor has never won an Oscar for best actor. People tend to look down at comedy as somehow less of an art form, but the truth is, writing great comedy is far more difficult than anything else. I love comedy and being funny is every bit as difficult as making people cry or think. Take the Ricky Gervais show ‘Derek’, that is the perfect example of when comedy crosses over into drama. It was funny, but it makes you cry and think. Comedy can be anything you want - you just won't win any awards for it.

Nick:Not especially. It seems to be pretty damn difficult to become a successful writer, no matter what genre you happen to ply your trade in. Each has its own problems and challenges.

Ben: I think writing humour into a scene is the most difficult thing there is to do in writing. It’s massively under-rated. On TV the highest paid writers are those writing sit-coms. In the book world making people laugh is often sneered at. That’s why when Howard Jacobsen won the Booker with what was considered an amusing book it became a news story. But yet in real life humour is a part of every day. I can never understand why really great books that make readers laugh as well as tell a story aren’t taken more seriously.
 



Lastly, what’s the best piece of advice 

you’d give your unpublished, just starting 

out self?



Ben: I would say to myself, be more confident. I would advise myself against continually rewriting. A book is like a sculpture. Don’t spend hours making the perfect toe. Work the whole stone. Finish the book then go back and rewrite and straighten it out. I would also tell myself not to get too involved in Crufts in 2001 no matter how intoxicating Peter Purves commentary is.

Matt: Keep going. It's the best job in the world, even when it isn't. Oh, and bash out a best-seller about a boy wizard, or sadomasochistic sex, or something involving Da Vinci and codes first – that way you can write your romantic comedies in your own time on your yacht while your butler brings you endless glasses of Cristal...

Jon: Worry less. As a writer the only control you have is over the quality of the book you write. After that it’s pretty much out of your hands. Focus on writing the best books you can and let all the other stuff take care of itself. Oh, and start doing yoga much earlier because your back definitely needed it. 

Nick:Don't get too carried away when good things happen, and don't get too depressed when bad things come along. This business is more up and down than a roller-coaster designed by three drunk monkeys, so it's always best to stay calm and keep your feet firmly on the ground.  


"The story must take priority,
but if you can have laughs along
the way all well and good." 

- Ben Hatch

 
Thank you so much to Nick, Matt, and Ben for not ignoring my emails and actually doing this, it's been a lot of fun. I'm a writer and I love to listen or read about other writers. The process is so different for all of us, and yet our goal is always the same. I hope you enjoyed this article, and if you want to buy the latest books from either Matt, Nick, Ben, or myself, click on the links below. If you don't, whatever, we don't care, we don't do this for you, no, sorry, I didn't mean that, please buy our books, go on, I'll send you a fiver in the mail*...




http://www.amazon.co.uk/Day-at-Office-Matt-Dunn-ebook/dp/B00FH79840/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396194045&sr=8-1&keywords=MATT+DUNN
Matt's bestselling and hilarious novel 'A Day At The Office'


http://www.amazon.co.uk/Buzzing-Easter-Bunnies-Comedy-Sequel-ebook/dp/B00J9XPKAE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396194083&sr=8-1&keywords=BUZZING+EASTER+BUNNIES
Nick's new novella 'Buzzing Easter Bunnies' out now - Every story needs a decent climax!


http://www.amazon.co.uk/Happy-Endings-Jon-Rance-ebook/dp/B00B27ECK4/ref=sr_1_2?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1396194154&sr=1-2&keywords=JON+RANCE
My second novel 'Happy Endings' - Four people. Two couples. Six months that will change their lives forever.


Until next time.

Hugs,
Jon X 


* You definitely won't get a fiver in the mail. 





 
 
 
 
 




 


Wednesday, March 12, 2014

EMBRACING THE MUNDANE

Hello,

In the quest for subject matter for my latest book, I trawled through probably hundreds of old ideas I had lying around, I racked my brain for new ideas, read books, watched television, saw films, stared into space a lot, drank many cups of tea, and eventually after much backwards and forwarding with my agent, I decided on one. And here's the thing...it's about nothing. 

Let me explain.

At the moment there are lots of books out there with big ideas, big plots, and they're great, and I had a few of these ideas myself, but after really thinking about it, one little idea kept coming back to me. I can't go into great detail just yet, but to give you the gist, it's a book about a very normal, suburban family. There isn't a big, elaborate plot, there aren't lots of characters, and to be honest, some people might think its boring. So, why am I writing it?

It's no secret that I get a lot of my inspiration from sitcoms. I love them. They're probably my favourite genre of anything, and my favourite sitcoms are the ones where not much happens. Think Seinfeld, The Office, Outnumbered, these are programs about ordinary characters in very ordinary situations. When I set out to write my new book, I definitely had these in mind. The story and the comedy comes from the characters and their everyday existence and that's it. There are twists, turns, heart-warming sweetness, sadness, truth, intense awkwardness, but at the very heart of it, its just these people trying their best to get through life without making a massive mess of it. This is the story I wanted to write.

It's probably the most challenging book I've written so far because I don't have a plot to fall back on. It isn't structured in the usual way, and although there is a hook (I can't say yet what it is), the essence of the book is just these characters living out their life. The only thing stopping it from meandering towards boring is the writing. I'm so glad that I chose to work on this book because it's making me think in a different way, and honestly, there aren't other books out there like this. It is different. Whether it works or not will be down to the readers, but I'm hoping that like my favourite TV shows, it's unique take on modern banal suburb life (or suburbanality, as I call it) will keep people hooked until the very end.

Until next time.

Hugs,
Jon X

Thursday, February 20, 2014

THIS FAMILY LIFE

Hello,



I hope this blog finds you well. I know I've been a tad quiet of late on the blog front, but I've been incredibly busy with a few things. The biggest thing I'm doing at the moment (apart from starting book number four which is going very well and I'm loving it), is getting ready to release the sequel to This Thirtysomething Life. The book in question is called THIS FAMILY LIFE, and I'm working with my agent and hoping to get it out very soon.

As any writer will tell you, getting a book published is a long-winded and complicated business. It takes time, there's ups and downs, and eventually it happens, but even now, so close to publication, we don't have a definite date yet. 

So let me explain what's happened. My first two books were published by Hodder and Stoughton, which was brilliant and a dream come true. They did make an offer for this book, but my agent and I didn't think it was quite enough and after some further negotiations, we decided to go it alone. This was obviously a difficult decision as I loved working with Hodder, but we felt that given the nature of the book and my success when I first released This Thirtysomething Life, we might be able to do a bit more by ourselves. It's a risk, obviously, but hopefully it works out.

We're releasing the book under the mysterious Amazon 'White Glove' program. I've been working with my agent, and also with my brilliant friend and proofreader/editor Aimee, to get the book in the best state it can be and I, for one, am extremely excited and proud of it. I designed the cover myself (as I did with This Thirtysomething life), and I think it looks absolutely stunning. The best thing about working with Amazon on this is that we have complete control over pricing, the cover, etc.  The control you don't have when working with a publisher. 

There's been quite a few blogs and discussions recently about traditional publishing v self-publishing, and personally I think that authors are currently in the best position possible. We can still publish traditionally with a publisher or we can self-publish, or do something in the middle like 'White Glove'. I'm excited that I can do this 'hybrid' of publishing both ways, and I hope to work with a publisher again on my next novel, but if that doesn't work out, I'm not afraid of going it alone with my agent. There's definitely pros and cons of both, but having the freedom to do it definitely keeps me on my toes!

I'm hoping to be able to reveal the cover, the blurb, and also a release date for the book very soon. As it's released under the 'White Glove' program, it will be available as an eBook and there will be the option to get the paperback too. I'm very excited for this book. I worked really hard to make sure that it was a sequel that I think is better than the original. Funnier, wiser, smarter, sadder, better written, and hopefully an all-round better book.


Until next time,

Hugs,
Jon x

Ps: Make sure you sign up for my exclusive email newsletter as I'll be releasing any information about the book, cover, interviews, etc., via email first!

Friday, February 14, 2014

Jon meets...Haley Hill

Hello,

Happy Valentines Day! Being the day of love, I thought I'd get an expert in for today's blog. Someone who really knows a thing or two about the subject. So, if you're single, in a relationship, or married, you need to read this. And to celebrate Valentine's Day, Haley's novel, 'It's Got To Be Perfect: the memoirs of a modern day matchmaker', is free just for today! So, after you've read this, I suggest you pop to Amazon and grab yourself a copy. So let's get cracking shall we.


The lovely Haley Hill

A big welcome to Haley Hill, author of It’s Got To Be Perfect: the memoirs of a modern-day matchmaker. Hello, how are you?  

I’m good thanks Jon. I survived ‘Dry January’ although I can’t say I’m feeling particularly refreshed after a month of steaming fish and beets.


So you set-up and then sold the UK’s largest matchmaking agency, tell us a bit about that?


Ah yes, my random career change from Pharmacist to matchmaker. I was 27 at the time, single and wondering where on earth my ‘Happy Ever After’ was. Following a series of disastrous relationships and a wedding called-off the day before, I got fed up waiting and decided to take action. It seemed a noble cause and quite sensible to do the same for everyone else too.


And then you decided to become an author?


The day I sold my matchmaking business, I vowed to document all that I had learned. I wasn’t sure what format that would take but I began writing. I wrote three drafts and then discarded them all. The fourth draft was beginning to take the shape of a half-decent novel so I edited it (about twenty times) and then finally I was happy with it. Or, at least as happy as any author could be.


Tell us about the book. Obviously there’s elements of your own life and experiences in there, but how much of it is based on reality and how much is fiction?


The main character, Ellie, is a matchmaker and in many ways similar to me. Through her eyes we experience her (and her clients’) hopes, dreams, joy and pain. All those emotions are drawn from my experiences and observations but the characters and scenarios are entirely fictionalised.


After being involved in matchmaking, which I imagine is quite social, how did writing a novel, which can be quite lonely, compare?


Great question. After I’d had my twin girls, like many new mums, I felt quite isolated from the rest of the world. However, writing actually helped with that. I could escape into the world I had created and be with my characters. As with my clients, I had a real affection for my characters and loved spending time with them. Does that make me sound like a total nutjob?


Why should people read your book?


Many people who’ve read it say it was the honesty that made it so funny. I wanted to cover all the issues that make us uncomfortable and the things we don’t like to talk about or even admit. The stark contrast between the idealised happy-ever-after we’re conditioned to aspire to and the reality we all experience provides many hilarious scenarios.


What sort of books do you like to read and who are your favourite authors?


I’d love to come across all literary right now but I’d be a big fat liar. When I’m not reading celebrity magazines (shame on me), I’m devouring a cheesy self-help book or a gossipy autobiography.


Being the ‘Queen of matchmaking’, what’s the best piece of advice you can give all the singletons out there?


Never give up. Statistically most of us won’t experience a conventional married-for-life relationship so we need to accept that our hearts might be broken, and get on with it. Love is an intrinsic drive in all of us and we cannot fight it.


Tell us a bit about what you’re working on next?


I’m just starting my next novel which, I hope, will be a more grown-up version of It’s Got to Be Perfect, looking deeper into the characters and exploring the next stage of romantic love. I’m sure there will be some more sex-gone-wrong scenarios, injured male appendages and lap-dancer-centred anarchy too.


And lastly the most important question for any writer. What biscuits do you prefer with your tea?


Hah! Tea is for amateurs.  Since my twins were born, I’ve progressed to more hardcore caffeinated beverages. Every time I sit down to write, I treat myself to a double-shot Latte and jam on toast. My keyboard is a sticky mess


Thanks so much to Haley for popping in today. Click on the covers below to grab your free copy of her book. And have a fabulous Valentine's Day!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Its-Got-Perfect-modern-day-matchmaker-ebook/dp/B00F9BQXTC/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1392389873&sr=1-1&keywords=haley+hill
THE UK VERSION





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THE US VERSION

Until next time.

Hugs,
Jon X






Monday, January 20, 2014

The Truth About Writing

Hello,


Today I'm going to write a blog about the truth behind writing. I've just started working on book number four and it got me thinking about how I write and about all the advice and books I've read about the 'craft'. The truth is, there isn't one way to write a book. There aren't a hundred ways actually (I'm guessing thousands) and there definitely isn't a right or wrong way.




Since I started writing seriously about ten years ago, I've met and spoken to many other writers about how they write, writing tips and all the 'secrets' of writing a great novel. I read quite a few books about it too. The advice out there is unbelievable and I'm not saying you shouldn't read it or take advice from other authors, but don't let it distract you from the most important thing of all and that's actually writing. What I've realised over the years and what I'm realising now as I'm starting my next book is that the way I write probably isn't in any book. I don't have a system (I do, sort of, but more on that later), it isn't very efficient, I don't have whole books of notes about characters, themes, story lines etc. All the things that many books tell me to do, I don't. Yet I'm still writing books, two have been published and the third is going to be published this year. The truth is, writing is about finishing a brilliant book that people want to read. How you get there is entirely up to you.

Of course there are some things you need to know and if you're just starting your first novel or thinking about it, here's some advice that I hope will be helpful.



It's going to take a long time and it should. Some people will tell you that you can write a novel in six weeks or even six months. Think again. My first book took two years. Even now my books take roughly a year to write. The reason is that I could bang out 90,000 words in a few months, edit it a bit, do a few read-throughs and then be done in six months, but would it be any good? It might be all right, but would it be the best it could be? Definitely not. There's a reason novels take a long time it's because they're long and they need to be complex, emotional, funny (if it's meant to be funny) and life-changing. The biggest thing I've learnt being published is that you could write two novels a year, but if they aren't very good you might as well write none. Spend the time, make it the best book it can be. When you look back on your writing career it's better to have one great book you're proud of than fifty than you just knocked out and then moved on. Novels are about quality not quantity.

Thinking is as important as writing. Sometimes as writers we think that if we aren't writing we aren't working. We have this need to get things down on paper and there are times when I'm guilty of this. However, the truth is that the thought-processes that go behind a novel are just as important as the words on the page. Most full-time writers I know try and write 1000-2000 words a day. That isn't very much. Take into account that the average working day for most people is seven and a half hours, writing 2000 words isn't that difficult. Why don't we write more? Here's where the thinking comes in. Spend time thinking. Even when you think you've got the book down, the story, the plot, the characters, keep thinking about it. You never know when inspiration will come and a new unexpected idea will jump out at you.

There are lots of people out there who will try and tell you that you're doing it wrong, that your work isn't very good, it needs more of this and less of that. Once your work is out there, people will literally wait in line to have a go at it. This is good. Some of the advice and opinion you can ignore and some you can take on board, but good feedback helps you more than anything else. I spent quite a few years afraid to show my work to anyone in case they thought it was rubbish until the day I realised this was pointless and self-defeating. Once your work is in a decent state show as many people as you can. I recommend joining an online site where you get reviews for doing reviews. I spent a few years on a website called Youwriteon and it was really helpful. Some of the reviews are hard to take, but it helped me improve, see where I was going wrong and I made a few friends too.

The only thing that really matters is that you write something  interesting, fresh, intriguing and uniquely you. Every agent and publisher I've spoken with are all looking for the same thing - something new. Something different. Don't try and copy anyone. Be you.


Lastly, don't worry worry about how you write, just write. You can't edit something that hasn't been written. You will find your own style and it might take a few books to get there, but you'll realise how your brain works and then just go with it. I know writers who plan loads, but that isn't me. I used to feel under pressure to plan more, to get organised, but now I don't. My system works for me. It almost definitely wouldn't work for you and so I'm not going to tell you much about it. I think a lot, I write the opening three or four chapters a few times, but mainly to get the voices, understand the characters and world I'm creating. I don't write lots of notes, but I do write a lot. Then once I feel like I know the characters and where the stories going, I write the first draft quite quickly (around 6 months). Once I have the whole book I just edit. Edit. Edit. Edit. Until it's done (another 6 months). Then, of course, it goes off to my agent, my proofreaders and editors and it comes back to me with changes and problems and mistakes and then I edit again.

Writing (much like this blog) is a long process, but it's worth every second. The truth is that it's exceptionally hard to write a really good book. You may read books and think, I can do that and maybe you can, but even if you're talented, it takes hard work, time and a very thick skin once it's done. Then, of course, there's getting published, but that's another blog all together. Just remember that there's no rules to how you write. You will end up writing like you and that's good enough.

Until next time.

Hugs,
Jon X


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Sunday, January 5, 2014

Hello,


A very happy New Year to you all. I hope everyone had a brilliant Christmas and New Year and you're all excited about the year ahead. Time to make resolutions, go on that trip of a lifetime, get fit and read more books. On that last point, I will have my new book THIS FAMILY LIFE coming out early this year. I don't have a definite publication date yet or a confirmed cover and synopsis, but when I do you'll be the first to know which is why I've decided to start an exclusive newsletter. 

The beauty of a newsletter is that you can get all the latest information straight to your email. I'll be releasing any new information via the newsletter first, so any publication dates, cover reveals, exclusive interviews and giveaways will come through the newsletter. How the bloody hell do I sign up is probably what you're thinking. It couldn't be easier. Right next to this blog it says, 'Signup for my exclusive newsletter'. Pop in your email and name and you're done. I'm also going to spend some time to make sure the newsletters look lovely and pretty and when it pings into your inbox it will make you smile. It couldn't be any easier.

A happy new year everyone. Please signup for the newsletter and make 2014 the year you read more brilliant books.

Hugs,
Jon X